*Thoughts Of A Dreamer*

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

(via youonlyblinkonce)

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university

uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via youonlyblinkonce)

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via queenofzombies)

“The one thing you can’t take away from me is the way I choose to respond to what you do to me.”
— Viktor Frankl (via perfect)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via m00chies)

dreaming-of-youth:

popcourn:

"Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.”
Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.

Haunting.

dreaming-of-youth:

popcourn:

"Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.”

Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.

Haunting.

(via lifeisanasshole)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via lifeisanasshole)

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via lifeisanasshole)